I’m not an x-mas person because of frosty childhood x-masses so I’m going to celebrate Halloween on x-mas but I still want some x-mas gifts for compensation…So here is my current wish list for Santa:

• 5 billion dollars
• To reunite with my star family
• To marry a hot young exotic man
• To do some harm to Sweden
• X-mas gifts
• Birthday gifts
• To be nurtured in a nursing home